Happily you have not heard from or about Scar Face in a long while, for which I am very grateful. I think his last exploit was shooting himself with an epi pen. But Levi is determined to never live that name down and he has had a new batch of run ins with sharp objects and hard things.
Over the past few months he has added two new scars to his forehead which brings the total up to four, I believe. Nothing too major, just scratches bad enough to leave their mark once the scab went away. Then a few weeks ago, after finally finishing my wing back chairs, I left a bag of upholstery supplies sitting on the stairs to take up later. I forgot that I had left several of these nails in the bag.
Levi’s body has a way of finding any and all sharp things that should not come in contact with one’s body and he stepped on the bag and……the nails. Three nice puncture wounds in the foot. Sigh. I did feel horrible for being the cause of that one, but honestly, I think his foot would have found them even if I’d put them up high.
Then a few weeks later while at a birthday party he ran smack into their closed sliding glass door. I thought that kind of thing only happened on tv. But no. Levi head + hard thing = contact. I told the lady she could feel good about her cleaning job at least. It was so clean he thought it wasn’t even there! And just in case you are wondering, we have had his eye sight checked.
And last week he came in the house whimpering after running smack into a large garbage can on his bike with… you guessed it, his forehead.
We only have eight years to cure him of this before he gets behind the wheel of a car. I don’t think that will be enough time.
