I am giving a baby shower here at our home in a few days and have my work cut out for me trying to get rid of the stains on this white rental home carpet we live on. So just to add a little more spice to my life, this morning Blue Jeans got a hold of the 409 spray and decided to “help” by spraying, soaking actually, my two nice living room chairs. Soaked the cushions through and sprayed the green spray (I never knew it was green until this morning when it showed up on my carpet) all over the living room floor. Now my house smells like 409, and when my guests sit on the chairs their rear ends will smell like 409. Yes, 409 is a dangerous substance, that fits very nicely in BJ’s ever expanding repertoire of ways to kill himself, but Blue Jeans was in more danger from his mother this morning then anything else.