Our Blue Jeans is somethin else. Though other people may have run into this kind of thing with their children, he’s the first adventurer of the bunch here at our house. And hopefully the last. Apparently he takes after his Grandpa who liked to climb up in the rafters of the garage when very small. As I said, this is probably very tame for many a mother out there, but it’s new to me.
In the last two weeks here are the ways that Blue Jeans has tried to kill himself:
1. Got into mom’s purse (after climbing up to the top shelf of the bookshelf to get it) and pulled out brother’s EPI pen (ie. really big needle), opened it and was trying to figure out how it worked when he was discovered.
2. Pushed a chair over to the stove and turned on the stove top burners. (Stove knobs are now removed-not something you’d think would need to be done on an old fashioned stove where the knobs are on top and not in front of the counter)
3. Climbed up on his brother’s dresser while all three drawers were open and had it fall over on top of him. Luckily there was not even a scratch on him, but Mom just about went into labor running up the stairs and pulling the very heavy dresser off of him.
4. Ran outside twice when brothers left the doors open and headed for the 40 mph road we live on which is more like a 50 mph road. We are in the process of learning road safety, but have not mastered it yet. And by the way, the doors are all baby proofed, just not brother proofed.
5. Got a sharp knife down from the counter and stuck it in his mouth. Luckily, Dad caught him after only minor damage had been done.
6. Snuck a second granola bar and tried to open it with the kitchen shears. When Dad caught him Blue Jeans threw the scissors across the room as if to absolve himself of all responsibility. Amazingly, no one else was hurt during the incident.
Unfortunately, it’s really hard to be mad at a kid who can’t even say his own name, but thanks to his older brothers can say “Chewbacca” with perfect clarity.
Look fast, he might not be with us long.